Blogging in China

I'm now in China, Dong Keng Town, Dong Guan City. Its a industrial area. It's about 1hr drive from Shenzhen airport. This place is quite shitty as compare to Singapore. The roads, the food, the people, the place...& especially the toilets!!! They never throw the toilet paper into the toilet bowl, they throw it into the rubbish bin place beside the toilet bowl!!! Can you imagine the smell??? I almost stop breathing when I first entered the factory toilet!!!

The people here really enjoy the spicy food. Last Sunday, my Taiwanese colleague bring me to a restraurent. Every dishes they ordered were spicy!!! Seems like they also got no choice. The menu dishes are all fried with chillies! Got a hard time eating them & afterwards, the toilet...

My hostel room...look like hotel?

Dong Keng Town daytime.... Dong Keng Town night happening

Motoshow 2006

For this topic...not much words...only pretty pictures for the eyes...

Lets start the eye feasting!!!

This lambogini is very unique... Seems like its for the Red Army!!!

This ang mo char bor really enjoy the ride!

Ferrari F430

This above bloody car uses Swarovski crystal to make the tail lamp!!!

Nice Lexus... Nice girls...

The Nissan's girls...chio chio!!!

The Subaru's girls...also chio chio...
The Suzuki's girl was upskirt by 1 of the photographer... she damn suay...

I noticed that alot of hum sup people arming themselve with the cameras...taking no chances of letting off the girls! Shoot & shoot... flashes everywhere...they come here not see cars...but see girls...same as me...hahaha :P

These people uses those SLR cameras... very high tech cameras...even the blackheads on the face also can see ar... but I'm not using lar...
I low tech...using an outdated camera to shoot...

Kena Tew Over & Over again by Motewrola

Everyday seems normal...going to work...coming home...eat shit sleep...until finally my lobo days are over! Motewrola seems to enjoy tewing me for almost everyday since last Friday. I'm sick for 4 days & when I return from my MC... my boss reminded me of a conference call with Motewrola people. Since I'm on MC for the past 4 days & I'm not aware of wtf is going on when my company R&D guys met up with them. So I dialed in & to my surprise, nobody from my company dial in & I'm the only 1. Shit!!!

Kena tew left, right, up, down, center! So from then on, almost everyday kena from Motewrola because my company Engineers didn't response to the customer requests. One thing, those China phone lines really sux! I tried to call them in China but cannot get thru! So everyday the Motewrola people will call me up & tew me because I can't contact my own people!

Who say communication around the fucking world is great! Even with the internet shit, people who don't reply to emails you also cannot get them! You would say...what about the mobile phones? Shit lah... they don't switch on their mobile phones you also cannot do anything to them right? My company didn't provide mobile phone allowances for them so you can't really blame them!

Suay...kena tew over & over again...by Motewrola...even when I'm writing this blog!

Note: Anyway, I'm hired to be tew by customers!!!

CS & his Dubai Trip!

Well, CS is leaving Singapore for his Dubai trip with his colleague which is late for check in as usual. He is there for business trip but seems like he is on a backpacking trip! Look at all his bags!!! He is busy smsing his colleague, as the check-in queue is damn long!!!





Busy smsing his friends & relatives to say goodbye before shutting off his mobile phone. He never really notice I'm taking fotos of him throughout his little adventure in Changi Airport!
CS: "Why the F*** are you taking my picture for? Bo liao leh...you want to blog izzit???"

Kumlanz: " ya ya...how you know?"

CS: " knnz... see your cb face I know liao!!!"

Kumlanz: " Remember to F*** a Dubai girl b4 you come back!!!...
Bon Voyage!!!!"

The Boring New Job...

Sorry for not blogging for the past weeks... busy with new job. Ya...its a small small sales branch in Singapore. The company only have 4 people working including myself. Its quite shitty job as I'm told by my colleagues that I'm hired because my boss wants someone to be his 挡箭牌 (shield for customer scolding). No choice...who ask me desperate for a job...no benefits also take...

This foto is taken from my desk. I'm surfing that bloated feeling's blog...This foto on the right is taken from my seat...well...that's my boss office which is located strategically...The next foto on the left is a view taken from my boss office...really strategic right? He got a view of all the employees...he even can see wtf we are doing during our office time...for example...me doZzzzzzzing off...hee...

Wonder how I take all this fotos during office hours? My boss not around lar... he skive somewhere liao!!!