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8.9 earthquake @ Japan

May Buddha bless you all in Japan...

My baby boy Asher

It has been soooooo long since i wrote on this blog... seems like i have forgotten abt this blog...lolz! Got a baby boy since last year sept...his name is Asher...丙威...

Asher is now 7 months old...
1st word from his mouth...baba... baba...
well...that's the joy of being a father... but...
being a dad is to be @ home every single day to look after him as his mother is always working...



Rules of being a dad:
1) no more lar kopi sessions wif brudders...
2) no more late nite outing...
3) no more pc games...
4) no more jamming...
5) no more park tor...

eh...btw... my baby cute anot????

Singapore cockup Taxi drivers...

Singapore taxi drivers are sooooo not dedicated to their job! Me wife take cab all the time... Once, during a weekday morning ... she took this cab from smrt...this cab is sooooooo old & the suspension seems to be giving way anytime...anyway...it's a auntie butch driver... hahaha

Another time... oso smrt cab... me wife say she wants to go one raffles quay... then this stupid cab driver damn asshole... his cashcard no $$$... then he kay siao... move off liao...then say:" ai ya... no cashcard leh....can let me go petrol station to top up can???" ... lan lan...my wife got to wait for him while the meter is still running....really knnz rite?

Then today... she took a cab again...this time this cab driver (smart) oso no cash card... but atleast he say cash card bo lui... then he let me wife gets off...then me wife took another cab (trans)... 1st time me wife ask the cab driver is:" got cashcard????" Cabby:"huh? must pay cash!!! no credit card!!!" Wife:" no no!!! ur cash card got $$$???" Cabby:" Orrrr.... have!!! I have 3 cash cards!!! Go where?" Wife:" 1 raffles quay." Then along the way at Nicoll highway... Cabby:"u want to drop off at cityhall???" Wife:" WAT???? I WANT TO GO 1 RAFFLES QUAY!!! NOT 1 RAFFLES LINK!!!"

WTF...

well cum 2009...1st blog of the year!!! The 5 Sianz!!!

Wow...since a damn long time nei blog liao... Fucking sianz...

Sianz no 1: drummer went to Guangzhou... so cannot peanut butter jam liao... sianz...

Sianz no 2: work canot earn $$$...si bei sianz...

Sianz no 3: 4D nei tio...Kan sianz...

Sianz no 4: TOTO nei tio...Kan puah sianz...

The Last Sianz: Wife get pregnant...largi sianz!!!!!

CS Lee's BD Dinner...

Me, my wife & Bear celebrated CS birthday @ Casurina Rd kopitiam eating zi char...

That place was full of people and we hardly find a seat... the so call waitress from China sux... told her that we are eating here and she was looking for a table for us & suddenly go do other things... nabei...lousy service... think she go do "special" better...later the lady boss come & serve us.

Food Ordered: Spinach with garlic, gor hiang, chicken wings, samba prawns & chilli crab.

All the rest of the food is mah mah... but the chilli crab is good! CS told the waiter that he wanted 1 BIG crab...and when the chilli crab come...really damn BIG lor!!!

Wah lanz... the kong really powderful lor... damn big & juicy...

then this asshole Bear...say scared dirty his hand & dun eat the crab...he lugi ar... pay & nei eat crab...hahaha

Really shiok after tat makan...damn full sia...*Burrrrp*...

Singaporeans likely to cut down on trips to Malaysia once petrol sale ban starts

Refering to the news article about Singaporeans going into JB to par you.... Cham ar....those PR that is staying in JB coming to Singapore to work and driving Singapore car plate cham ar... My wify told me that her colleague is sg pr & driving sg car plate is staying in JB. He bought a sg car bcos of the stupid move by our dear gahment to impose $20 per entry to sg...then now the stupid m gahment dun let sg car par you in jb... double blow for this poor fella...
Dear m-sg pr... dun work in sg & stay jb. u earn sg$ & spend in jb...u can live like a king liao...so dun complain...

My dear fren 4 spok man.... cannot go in par V-power liao... now bo pian go spc par 92 liao...hahaha

New Car...4D New Hope!!!

Recently got this Honda Fit from Cu*t*m M*t*r.... lousy PI.... drag my car delivery date from end of Feb to mid of April... somemore the CD unit sux! Got back & change liao...then again got problem...haiz... better save some $$ to change to a better 1....
My aunty who is working in LTA told me that my IU is more than 5yrs old....no warranty...na bei....next time I rather buy 2nd hand car...cfm no delivery issue...tew...waste my time chasing after them...somemore no compensation....tew...fuckup PI.... give me all sorts of stupid excuses...
Nei mind...i'm still waiting for my car plate to tio 4D....tew...until now still haven tio yet...sianz...

Joke from chin chai one

Subject: FW: Dear Prime Minister, tolong please .....
Coffee Shop Talk - Dear Prime Minister, tolong please...
From: ChinChaiOne 28-Apr 12:15

Dear Prime Minister,We citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!! Help the poor? Raise GST! Help traffic flow? Up ERP! Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare! Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare! Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!

Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao. We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!! Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!!!!!

Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT! PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!
I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY! I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

Thank you thank you, I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.

Shitty @ work...

WTF??? I'm still at work in this hour!!!! Damn....life sux big time...
Anybody wanna hire me as Sales??? Hellloooooo??? Anyone???

Has been sending resume for a month...so far no feedback....SSSsssooooooooo sad... hang cheng pai... all put in newspaper for fun.... wanna test water...

Really kan si lang sianz...everytime sales meeting for more than 3hrs....take up all the time...
not productive at all...but management dun see it as waste of time...they like to see us suffer...hahaha want this want that...sianz ar....

Just complaining about my current job....which is why i sooooooooo fucking long never update my blog....

Shit @ AMK lift lobby!!!

After knocking off from work today, I parked my van @ the carpark. As usual, not much of my favourate carpark lot is available... after a tired day of fucking cb job, I was hoping to enjoy my time while @ home.

So when i get out of the as usual smelly lift, I smell something even smellier....

Wah lanz!!! To my horror, I see shit @ the lift lobby!!!! CCB!!! KNNBCCB!!! PCB!!! KTKNN!!!!!! My mum was with me & she thought it was dog doing... but I told her it's not!!! Dogs dun shit so much!!! My block do not have big dogs.... my dog is the biggest here... so it's not my dog shit... then who else? It is human shit... who the fuck will shit at the lift lobby??????? NB... after some thoughts, it was raining for a few days liao & there are lift upgrading going on at my block. So I concluded that the shit might belong to the construction workers... either the PRCs.... or the ke leng...NBPCB...bastards....even the shit smell drifted into my flat...stink up my house...

CCB...must tew the Master Puppets mang ka li singh... CCB...tell him to install lift camera nei install...now must tell him to install cctv at lift lobby liao...NBCCB...nei do his job...become wat Master Puppets....tew hai lah...all those sa ka assholes...only know how to polish his backside & put chairs to block off carpark lots for him...nei help the residents here...NBCCB....tew the Pay @nd Pay!!!

(Sorry...no fotos of the shit...too smelly liao...my leg pain oso i run back home!!! cannot tahan the shit smell!!!)

RT @ Khatib camp...SHIONG!!!

Today just went for RT @ Khatib camp...This is the 1st time I attend RT. Wah lau...damn shiong!!! 1st day run around the bloody camp...machiam orientation of the camp. Kena tekan... for 5 years nei run...today 1st time run...nearly kill me...nabei...

My New Watch - Ball

Just a month ago, I bought this watch at Vincent's Watch @ Tampines. This is a moon phase automatic watch from Ball. The first time I see it online when my brother show the website to me, it make me drool... the watch movement, the self-powered micro gas lights technology, the appearance, the workmanship of the watch...blah blah blah...

Every night, I went online to admire this watch...until I cannot tahan liao...Pick up the courage go to Tampines mall with my brother & buy it... I never regretted buying this watch as it is a really good watch!

Cosmobeaute Indonesia 2007 - Chong's Beauty Pte Ltd

This is the first time Chong's Beauty Pte Ltd participate in an Beauty Exhibition & it's overseas in Jakarta Indonesia. It's quite an experience for the Managing Director & Director as it's their very first time. We get to know a lot of the same trade people in this exhibition & people get to know us. It's a good exposure for Chong's Beauty. Those big players are also quite surprise to see us participate in this trade show.



From Left: The Managing Director & the Director are discussing strategy to boost the company image.



It's still quite early that's why no customer around. The main aim for participating in this trade show is to look for agent in Jakarta to distribute our products in Indonesia & branding of Chong's Beauty.


The Managing Director is busy explaining to customers in Indo language...

The Director is performing product demostration to customers...

I'm busy taking photos.... :P

Just another update of my fucking self...

I'm on a new job situated @ paya lebar. Not exactly a nice place to work @ but who cares??? As long as they can give me the $$$ I asked for...petrol company pay, mobile bills $80, transport allowance $200... better than nothing. I would say its a fucking stressful job with all the drinking with customers & suppliers (which I'm allergy to fucking alcohol)... & the amount of forms you need to fill to close a deal & all the fucking paper work...& all the OT that u need to do( to show your boss you are committed to the fucking job)...
The colleagues there are nice people (up to now after observing for a week)... That's all I have for this update... And before I forget, I'm getting married next month...& my future wife wrote me an email stating that..."Time to suffer under my hands... haha..." after receiving the Acknowledgment for Notice of Marriage Filed email...shit...this time die lah..................... WHY I SO KUMLANZ.COM???

Wedding Package = Wallet hurts

Damn sianz...today just finish choosing the photos to appear in the photo album of my wedding photo album. After choosing, I was very shock to know that the price I had to pay to the wedding package!!! A whopping $6000!!!!

$6000 can buy myself a 2nd hand Rolex watch, maybe 3 Ball watches, maybe 2 good notebooks...sianz

Warning!!! Do not go to this Santiago wedding studio...It's damn expensive!!! Seems like the original package that I signed up is shitty(Kena con!!! Which they never tell you that the album is the very very old type!!!)...that's why you have to upgrade your package to a nicer photo album. That cost extra $$$. Then each extra photos adds on to the cost...that's why total amount=$6000. REALLY KUMLANZ.COM

My wallet hurts...

大悲咒

Recently, I have been listening to 大悲咒 ( Great Compassion Mantra). This will be very surprising for most people who know my character. I always curse & swear people until jia lat jia lat... But by listening to this 大悲咒, it soothe my mood. My darling always say that when I'm driving, I'm like a commentator... always curse & swear at other drivers that cut into my lane without signalling, tailgating me, high beaming behind me, taxi driver, blah blah blah... But when I'm listening to 大悲咒 while driving, I don't curse that much & my mood is better. She say this calm me down when I'm driving. So she say I must always listen to this & recite it to control my fury temper.

大悲咒

na mo da bei guan shi yin pu sa ( recite 3 times)

qian shou qian yan guan shi yin pu sa guang da yuan man wu ai da bei xin tuo luo ni.

na mo he la da nuo. duo la ye ye. na mo e li ye. po lu jie di. shuo bo la ye. pu ti sa duo po ye. mo he sa duo po ye. mo he jia lu ni jia ye. an. sa pan la fa yi. shu da nuo da xie. na mo xi ji li duo yi meng e li ye. po lu ji di - shi fo la leng tuo po. na mo nuo la jin chi. xi li mo he pan duo sha mi. sa po e tuo dou shu peng. e shi yun. sa po sa duo - na mo po sa duo - na mo po qie. mo fa te dou. da zhi tuo. an e po lu xi. lu jia di. jia luo di. yi xi li. mo he pu ti sa duo. sa po sa po. mo la mo la. mo xi mo xi li tuo yun. ju lu ju lu jie meng. du lu du lu fa she ye di. mo he fa she ye di. tuo la tuo la. di li ni. shi fo la ye. zhe la zhe la. mo mo fa mo la. mu di li. yi xi yi xi. shi nuo shi nuo. e la shen - fo la she li. fa sha fa shen. fo la she ye. hu lu hu lu mo la. hu lu hu lu xi li. suo la suo la. xi li xi li. su lu su lu. pu ti ye - pu ti ye. pu tuo ye pu tuo ye. mi di li ye. nuo la jin chi. di li se ni nuo. po ye mo nuo. suo po he. xi tuo ye. suo po he. mo he xi tuo ye. suo po he. xi tuo yu yi. shi pan la ye. suo po he. nuo la jin chi. suo po he. mo la nuo la. suo po he. xi la seng e mo qu ye. suo po he. suo po mo he e xi tuo ye. suo po he. zhe ji la e tuo ye. suo po he. bo tuo mo jie xi tuo ye. suo po he - nuo la jin chi pan qie la ye. suo po he. mo po li sheng jie la ye. suo po he. mo po li sheng jie la ye. suo po he. na mo he la da nuo duo la ye ye. na mo e li ye. po lu ji di. shuo pan la ye. suo po he. an. xi dian du. man duo la. ba tuo ye. suo po he.

王老吉=JJ 凉茶?

Last week, I'm in China 广州 & I came across this drink name 王老吉. I find this name rather funny. But once I tried it, it was damn good! Felt like drink JJ liang teh... Next time if you are in China, try this drink. Good for your throat!

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ANGRY!!!

Po Yan Shi 10 year Anniversary???

Yesterday evening my brother suggested to have a Po Yan Shi 10 year anniversary gathering for local Chinese band. It will be a marathon gig for all local Chinese band to perform their songs. Not a bad idea. If really want to do it, have to contact Mouse Ong... oppppsss!!! should be Roy Ong.

It should be fun seeing all the old pals that recorded this compilation!!! Hope that this will come true!!! Long time nei jam liao!

(cum cum!!! LD...let's jam!!!)