Kum Lanz CS

Last week, my friend CS did a kum lanz thing. While he was doing some maintenance for his client, his working tool (which I can't really remember WTF is it) fly up to the sky & drop right on his mobile phone! At first, he thought: "lucky...never hit on my touch screen"...as the phone screen is facing down...but later when he pick up his phone to check...his touch screen is damaged by the impact of the whatever tool...KUM LANZ right???

(Note: Never leave your mobile phone on the floor when you are doing something else!!!)

Are they p#*#*#*#e or just love the sun?

Just a few days ago, I saw this somewhere in Ang Mo Kio. A few chio bu(pretty girls) climbing onto the back of lorry. I was wondering...are they p#*#*#*#e? Which char bor(girls) are willing to sit in the back of a lorry in such a hot weather? Is the driver the deliveryman or p##p or both? What do you think?

Kum Lanz HDB!!!

I bought a new HDB flat at Sengkang 1 month ago. The flat has been empty for 5 years. The first time I got my house key, I chiong straight down to the flat. I'm so bloody anxious...

At the Sengkang flat, I try to open my main door... but... the lock just won't open! Because I needed to follow the timing to open my door from my geomancy master, I called a locksmith to open the bloody damn door. The locksmith came & start messing around with the lock. 1/2 hour later, the lock was done & my gf paid the blood sucker locksmith $140. Yah...I know I was kena samurai sword by the locksmith. No choice...what to do? I Kum Lanz mah...

The next day, I went to HDB Sengkang branch to submit the defects found in my flat. I told the Customer Officer that the main door locking device is defective & I had replaced it & I wanted a compensation for the lock I paid. She noted it & printed out a copy for me. I went through it &...perfect! Everything was written correctly. She told me that their Technical Officer will call me when the contractor comes to repair all the defects that I reported.

A month passed... still no call from the HDB... I was worried that they never go & repair the defects. So I went to my Sengkang flat to check it out. The cracks on the wall are done...the windows hinge is repaired. Mmmmmm.... strange... how come nobody call me? Then I noticed the main door locking device looks different. Damn! Where is my Yale? My lock become BLIY!!
I was damn angry! Why didn't they inform me that they were here to change the bloody lock? WHY WHY WHY????? Why must they change the lock when the lock is GOOD??? Why they so KUM LANZ????? They didn't even check the lock. I think the Technical Officer never comunicate with the contractor. So the contractor just see that piece of paper & start changing my lock!

I called up the service hotline & ask HDB how come they change my lock? Didn't they read the Description & Other Details? I tried calling the Technical Officer LS ONG but always can't get him. The service hotline lady tell me that they will get him to call me & give me an explanation. But he never call.

The next day, I called the service hotline. Again, they say he will contact me shortly. Knnz...wait again. Later that day, I lodge a complain to HDB. This time round, they do things faster. The LS ONG colleague call me to inform that LS ONG was injured from a robbery(???) & was on MC. This MC excuse also can... My friend CS already used this pattern many many times...
He told me that he will let him know & call me back the very next day. But till now haven't even call yet... WTF?!?!?

I'm going to lodge a complain to HDB again...this time...complain the Technical Officer LS ONG. "Why he never call me back??? "

The Nurse from Polyclinic

Today I just received a call from polyclinic nurse room 38.

Nurse: Halo, I calling from Ang Mo Kio Polyclinic huh...

Me: Ohhh...ok...

Nurse: Your appointment is on the 29th of August...

Me: What?!?!?!?! 29th August?!?!

Nurse: yah...

Me: I got a fractured thumb and my appointment is on 29th August? I thought my appointment is today! (Yesterday, the nurse gave me an false impression that my appointment is today!)

Nurse: yah...I say i got you an appointment but never tell you when mah...so today i call you lor...tell you to go see specialist on 29th lor. But hor, if you experience any pain & cannot tahan hor...then go A&E straight lor....

Wah lau...like that also can? Next time your hand kena chop off she will tell you to put your hand in the bloody freezer & tell you to wait for your appointment. If you experience any pain, feel free to go A&E!!!

Typical Taxi Drivers

During one "fine" afternoon, I took this picture in a carpark at Ang Mo Kio. More than 20 taxisssss parked and drivers are enjoying their afternoon teabreaks! They always complain that they are not earning enough, but to my surprise this phenomenal appeared right before my eyes!!! NB, taxi rate so expensive now until the drivers are earning $$$ & lar kopi at coffeeshop. So damn free!

Next time if you can't find any taxis on the road, try going to those open space carparks with coffeeshop next to it. You might just find lots of taxis parked there.

Try shouting: Carpark attendant!!!

You will see all the taxi drivers running out from the coffeeshop (including me!).

(Note: I not taxi driver!!!)

Kum Lanz Me!!!

Yesterday, something damn kum lanz happen to me! My bloody thumb was caught in between the damn car & the door! Right now, the doc diagnose a fracture in my thumb! Got to go to the Tan Tock Seng Hospital for further diagnose & treatment.

Mmmmmm ....... Shouldn't go out at night on lunar 7th month. You might not know who is up to mischief! SCARY!!!

My nephew!!!

Just 4 days ago, my bro's wife give birth to a baby boy. His name is ... err.... Mmmmmm ..... anyway, he is healthy & loves to play with milk in his mouth!

Congrats bro! Have fun with your newborn!