The 4 million Smilesssss

Singapore gahmen want 4 million smiles... I only need 1... NAH!!!

The Persistent Carkpark Aunties

These carpark aunties always appear from nowhere with their summoning device... they lurked in the carparks & camo themselves well enough not to be notice. Nearly kena summon by one of them as i take this photo!


So...everyone...please be careful if you see 1! There should be another 1 lurking around & if you are not careful, later kena summon arh...

Rubbish Dump Driver

Recently while I'm driving around, there is a rubbish dump car driving on the road. I think the bangala driver thinks that he is some kind of racer...driving dangerously on the road. Negotiating the corners like nobody business! Changing lanes never check blind spots & going against the flow of traffic! Their supervisor should educate them on road safety. If not, later bang them not that good lah... the car will get smelly leh... & their so-called car don't have insurance leh...bo hua lah...

Rubbish Rubbish Rubbish!!!

Rubbish is everywhere!!! At the lift lobby, at void decks of HDB flats, in the lift...etc. I seriously cannot tahan that! People are really inconsiderate in AMK and other old estates. Or should I say that Singaporeans really need to go for re-education? Gahmen should do something about it & not me who is trying to tell people not to throw rubbish... rubbish bins are everywhere but it's not fully utilize!


People who wanted to burn incense & all the hell notes to their gods or whoever they are burning for should use the bins provided by our dear gahmen, not burning it elsewhere! look at all the hell notes!!! It's everywhere!!! Later those burning notes fly into your flat how? Burn down your flat how? Cannot like that lah... it's just not right. Later our dear bangala have to do all the cleaning...yah... I know we pay our conservative charges...stamp fees...but, this show that we are very inconsiderated.

Urine & Rubbish in Lifts Again!!!

The residents of my block are really assholes... rubbish & urine in the lift again! Why these people just cannot be more considerate of others??? They simply treat the lifts as rubbish dump!!! WTF????? The bahyee never really do his job. Why do we need him in AMK GRCssss?
tew whoever did these...

Baby Rayden

This is my lovely nephew, Rayden. He is sooooooo cute right? He just love to drink milk even while sleeping!

After that drinking milk session...he is so energetic!!! & he say:" See!!! I'm a strong boy! Got milk! Got calcium!!!"

But after that...kena knock out...time to sleep Rayden...& don't stick your tougue out...

Goodnight Rayden...Sweet dreams!!! Don't do that laugh & cry thingy while sleeping, ok?

5 Most Hated Jobs in Singapore! (Either you hate doing it or being hated for doing it!)

In Singapore, there are few jobs that most Singaporeans wouldn't like it.

1) The Road Sweepers---> Most Singaporeans feels that this job is low class job as they want face...That's why foreign talents are needed for it!

2) The Rubbish Dumping Hunks---> Most Singaporeans feels that this job is low class job & it's kind of smelly! That's why foreign talents are needed.

3) The Construction Workers---> Who the hell would like to work under the bloody hot sun everyday? You think it's funny ar? That's why foreign talents are needed again.

4) The 米田共 man---> This job doesn't exist anymore but back in the 50's, this job required people to dump your everyday shit to somewhere else as there isn't any toilets that has a flushing system.

Of course, we cannot forget this wonderful job that our gahmen created...
5) The Carpark Attendants---> Aunties that keep on pressing their wonderful device that print out your everyday summons!!! This job is being hated by most of us because if we never put our parking coupons or we exceed the timing of the parking coupons, we will received a nicely printed summon on our windscreen!!!

Sooooo, remember to put your parking coupons...if not...later kena summon!!!

Public Toilet Lift

Ang Mo Kio estate is an old town in Singapore. Therefore, the gahmen is asking the residents of Ang Mo Kio to vote for a lift upgrade. These lifts has been 30 years old...Mmmmm it's time for a upgrade. BUT... I think the gahmen need to educate the residents 1st!!! Why? Because we are spending money to upgrade our lifts for those inconsiderate bastard who always use the lift as toilets!!! Will the upgraded lifts have cameras installed in it? Knnz(F whoever pee in the lift mum...never teach their children properly)... can you imagine that everyday you need that lift to go to work & buy food from the kopi tiam & you need to smell the "wonderful" scent? Wah lau...how to tahan(take it)? We are paying for upgraded toilets, not lifts!!!

I believed that some residents have already written to the Town Council regarding this matter but seems like there are no action taken. Not only urine can be found in those lifts, rubbish like leaflets, peanut shells, longan seeds, sweet wrappers...etc... can also be found in such lifts.

I hoped that the gahmen & town councils will take action regarding this matter. Who say our country is clean & green?...Rubbish...

(Photos taken by CS)

90% No root, 10% No Good!!!

Today, I went to the dentist for the operation to remove the sinus root. The dentist wanted to take another x-ray to double confirm that the root is there. After taking the x-ray, the dentist told me that it seems that there is no root at the suspected area. He told me that he is 90% sure that there is no foreign object in that area. He decided not to carry on with the operation because he wanted my gum to heal 1st before he open another hole in my gum. So he wanted to see me in 1 month time. He said that he will take another x-ray again to make sure that it's not the root that is in my gum. Apparently, it seems more like a bone than a root in this x-ray. But the last x-ray, it seems like a root. So, to let the gum heal & to make sure that the so-called "root" is a hoarse, he wanted me to wait for a month.

Let's pray that it's just a bone & I will not go through this operation as I have seen the pictures that the dentist done to another patient. It is really disgusting!!! Drilling a damn hole as big as 5mm diameter at the side of your gum!!!EEEEEEeeee!!!!

Nobody Hew Lanz me!!!

Today, I was lazing around my father retail shop. Suddenly my father came in & say... carpark attendant 再后面(behind the shop)... I quickly rush out to make sure that our cars are not summon. After awhile, there are 3 小老鼠(carpark attendant riding scooter) riding pass the vehicles that I'm watching over. kan jong(flustered), I ask my mother to come out of the shop to assist me by sitting in the other vehicle while I sit in 1. I shouted CARPARK!!!! CARPARK ATTENDANT!!!! CARPARK!!! towards the kopi tiam... I was stunned that nobody hew lanz (take notice) me!!! they treat it as I'm siao (crazy)!!! The 小老鼠 is wearing a black jacket to camouflage themselves. In the end, a few cars kena(get) summon by them. Stupid people...see lar!!! dun take my advise...

(Note: Next time I shout "CARPARK"... please treat it seriously as if the terrorists are planting bombs!!!)

Scary moment with the dentist!!!

I went to a dentist today as I'm having discomfort & pain on my gum. The dentist then start injecting & using all kind of tools to remove my molar. After sometime, blood spilled all over...I got a bloody mouth!!! The dentist told me to get up & go take x-ray. After the x-ray, the dentist told me that I have to go for surgical means of getting out 1 of the roots as the root is deep in & very very near to my nose (they call it sinus root). The dentist then explain to me that there is risk involve. There is a chance that I might lose my sight. There was a case where this patient went for the same surgery. He lost his ability to see after 6 months. So far that's the only case.

Hope I won't be the next!!!

My Poor Thumb!!!

Oh man...what an ugly thumb!!! It's recovering since the time I removed the bandage, but the pain is still there. When the f#*# will it recover fully??? When will the nail drop off? Will it grow back? Mmmmm...maybe I will be like gu niang...use the nail art thing!!!

Finale of the Power Station Project

Finally, it's over! 2 tiring days... our last stop Tampines. Many people were there shopping but never really took notice of us. The anthems was covered by the ah pek basking, using a peavey amp. He really can't sing & play shitty music (my personal opinion).

Look at the face of the flyer girls... they are so tired & pek chek! 1 of the flyer girls told me that a lady threw the badge on the floor. Wah lau, seems like singaporean really need education on this! The other girl told me that the usual reaction of singaporean is: Is this [pointing to the badges] free? After knowing that it's free, they will take it! Mmmmm...typical singaporean.

Anyway, here is our 2 pretty flyer girls!!!

Group photo of the outdoor project which includes the artist Stefano, the drivers & of course...the flyer girls!

Stefano will be going to Tokyo in a few days time for another project. Goodluck! He needed it as jap don't really speak English & they AV a lot!!!

Siew gang (call it a day)!!!

Powersssss...

The picture shows all the powers badges! Got war power, flag power, sex power, beauty power, art power, politics power, money power, media power & belief power.
But where is mugen power badge???

The Hum Sup Ang Mo!!!

At the same place where the driver do the kum lanz thing... an ang mo is sooo hum sup till he wanted to take photo of a flyer girl's butt!!! Hum sup right??? But the funny thing is that this girl also let him take picture!!!
Weird!!!

The Kum Lanz Driver of Power Station!!!

On the 1st day of the POWER STATION project, the driver of the POWER STATION van did a kum lanz thing...he was trying out & playing the wiper of the van...& after that he switch off the engine. But he didn't realized that the wipers did not origin.
Why he so kum lanz???

(Have to mosaic him leh...if not...later he sue me!!!)

Power Station (Singapore Biennale 2006)

Its Singapore Biennale 2006 today. I was the chauffer for 2 pretty flyer chics. [Mmmmm...will my ears be pulled by my gf?] Anyway, I was in this arty farty thing call the POWER STATION. It's a public art project by Stefano Cagol. I think he is trying to bring a message across to the public about sense of belonging, nationalism, economy & global village.

This project will feature a white van spotting "POWER STATION", traveling and stopping at various spot throughout the island. During each stop, the national anthems of selected countries will emanate[wah lau...i use so powderful words!!!of cos not me lah...i copy 1 lah!!] from the van.
Then hor... the flyer girls will give out flyers [of cos lar!!! then give mee siam mai hum ar???] & badges bearing all the powerssss...so hor...if you see this van please say "hi"...be friendly...& of course... SMILE!!! & don't tekan(make things difficult) the flyer girls...they stand the whole damn day leh... you try lor! Stand there give flyers under the hot sun lor...see you die a not?

Errrr.....anyway...for more information, please visit: www.powerartifice.com or the artist website at www.stefanocagol.com

(note: I'm trying to be more cultural leh...please don't drop nuclear bombs in my comment...)