Shit @ AMK lift lobby!!!

After knocking off from work today, I parked my van @ the carpark. As usual, not much of my favourate carpark lot is available... after a tired day of fucking cb job, I was hoping to enjoy my time while @ home.

So when i get out of the as usual smelly lift, I smell something even smellier....

Wah lanz!!! To my horror, I see shit @ the lift lobby!!!! CCB!!! KNNBCCB!!! PCB!!! KTKNN!!!!!! My mum was with me & she thought it was dog doing... but I told her it's not!!! Dogs dun shit so much!!! My block do not have big dogs.... my dog is the biggest here... so it's not my dog shit... then who else? It is human shit... who the fuck will shit at the lift lobby??????? NB... after some thoughts, it was raining for a few days liao & there are lift upgrading going on at my block. So I concluded that the shit might belong to the construction workers... either the PRCs.... or the ke leng...NBPCB...bastards....even the shit smell drifted into my flat...stink up my house...

CCB...must tew the Master Puppets mang ka li singh... CCB...tell him to install lift camera nei install...now must tell him to install cctv at lift lobby liao...NBCCB...nei do his job...become wat Master Puppets....tew hai lah...all those sa ka assholes...only know how to polish his backside & put chairs to block off carpark lots for him...nei help the residents here...NBCCB....tew the Pay @nd Pay!!!

(Sorry...no fotos of the shit...too smelly liao...my leg pain oso i run back home!!! cannot tahan the shit smell!!!)

RT @ Khatib camp...SHIONG!!!

Today just went for RT @ Khatib camp...This is the 1st time I attend RT. Wah lau...damn shiong!!! 1st day run around the bloody camp...machiam orientation of the camp. Kena tekan... for 5 years nei run...today 1st time run...nearly kill me...nabei...

My New Watch - Ball

Just a month ago, I bought this watch at Vincent's Watch @ Tampines. This is a moon phase automatic watch from Ball. The first time I see it online when my brother show the website to me, it make me drool... the watch movement, the self-powered micro gas lights technology, the appearance, the workmanship of the watch...blah blah blah...

Every night, I went online to admire this watch...until I cannot tahan liao...Pick up the courage go to Tampines mall with my brother & buy it... I never regretted buying this watch as it is a really good watch!

Cosmobeaute Indonesia 2007 - Chong's Beauty Pte Ltd

This is the first time Chong's Beauty Pte Ltd participate in an Beauty Exhibition & it's overseas in Jakarta Indonesia. It's quite an experience for the Managing Director & Director as it's their very first time. We get to know a lot of the same trade people in this exhibition & people get to know us. It's a good exposure for Chong's Beauty. Those big players are also quite surprise to see us participate in this trade show.



From Left: The Managing Director & the Director are discussing strategy to boost the company image.



It's still quite early that's why no customer around. The main aim for participating in this trade show is to look for agent in Jakarta to distribute our products in Indonesia & branding of Chong's Beauty.


The Managing Director is busy explaining to customers in Indo language...

The Director is performing product demostration to customers...

I'm busy taking photos.... :P

Just another update of my fucking self...

I'm on a new job situated @ paya lebar. Not exactly a nice place to work @ but who cares??? As long as they can give me the $$$ I asked for...petrol company pay, mobile bills $80, transport allowance $200... better than nothing. I would say its a fucking stressful job with all the drinking with customers & suppliers (which I'm allergy to fucking alcohol)... & the amount of forms you need to fill to close a deal & all the fucking paper work...& all the OT that u need to do( to show your boss you are committed to the fucking job)...
The colleagues there are nice people (up to now after observing for a week)... That's all I have for this update... And before I forget, I'm getting married next month...& my future wife wrote me an email stating that..."Time to suffer under my hands... haha..." after receiving the Acknowledgment for Notice of Marriage Filed email...shit...this time die lah..................... WHY I SO KUMLANZ.COM???

Wedding Package = Wallet hurts

Damn sianz...today just finish choosing the photos to appear in the photo album of my wedding photo album. After choosing, I was very shock to know that the price I had to pay to the wedding package!!! A whopping $6000!!!!

$6000 can buy myself a 2nd hand Rolex watch, maybe 3 Ball watches, maybe 2 good notebooks...sianz

Warning!!! Do not go to this Santiago wedding studio...It's damn expensive!!! Seems like the original package that I signed up is shitty(Kena con!!! Which they never tell you that the album is the very very old type!!!)...that's why you have to upgrade your package to a nicer photo album. That cost extra $$$. Then each extra photos adds on to the cost...that's why total amount=$6000. REALLY KUMLANZ.COM

My wallet hurts...

大悲咒

Recently, I have been listening to 大悲咒 ( Great Compassion Mantra). This will be very surprising for most people who know my character. I always curse & swear people until jia lat jia lat... But by listening to this 大悲咒, it soothe my mood. My darling always say that when I'm driving, I'm like a commentator... always curse & swear at other drivers that cut into my lane without signalling, tailgating me, high beaming behind me, taxi driver, blah blah blah... But when I'm listening to 大悲咒 while driving, I don't curse that much & my mood is better. She say this calm me down when I'm driving. So she say I must always listen to this & recite it to control my fury temper.

大悲咒

na mo da bei guan shi yin pu sa ( recite 3 times)

qian shou qian yan guan shi yin pu sa guang da yuan man wu ai da bei xin tuo luo ni.

na mo he la da nuo. duo la ye ye. na mo e li ye. po lu jie di. shuo bo la ye. pu ti sa duo po ye. mo he sa duo po ye. mo he jia lu ni jia ye. an. sa pan la fa yi. shu da nuo da xie. na mo xi ji li duo yi meng e li ye. po lu ji di - shi fo la leng tuo po. na mo nuo la jin chi. xi li mo he pan duo sha mi. sa po e tuo dou shu peng. e shi yun. sa po sa duo - na mo po sa duo - na mo po qie. mo fa te dou. da zhi tuo. an e po lu xi. lu jia di. jia luo di. yi xi li. mo he pu ti sa duo. sa po sa po. mo la mo la. mo xi mo xi li tuo yun. ju lu ju lu jie meng. du lu du lu fa she ye di. mo he fa she ye di. tuo la tuo la. di li ni. shi fo la ye. zhe la zhe la. mo mo fa mo la. mu di li. yi xi yi xi. shi nuo shi nuo. e la shen - fo la she li. fa sha fa shen. fo la she ye. hu lu hu lu mo la. hu lu hu lu xi li. suo la suo la. xi li xi li. su lu su lu. pu ti ye - pu ti ye. pu tuo ye pu tuo ye. mi di li ye. nuo la jin chi. di li se ni nuo. po ye mo nuo. suo po he. xi tuo ye. suo po he. mo he xi tuo ye. suo po he. xi tuo yu yi. shi pan la ye. suo po he. nuo la jin chi. suo po he. mo la nuo la. suo po he. xi la seng e mo qu ye. suo po he. suo po mo he e xi tuo ye. suo po he. zhe ji la e tuo ye. suo po he. bo tuo mo jie xi tuo ye. suo po he - nuo la jin chi pan qie la ye. suo po he. mo po li sheng jie la ye. suo po he. mo po li sheng jie la ye. suo po he. na mo he la da nuo duo la ye ye. na mo e li ye. po lu ji di. shuo pan la ye. suo po he. an. xi dian du. man duo la. ba tuo ye. suo po he.

王老吉=JJ 凉茶?

Last week, I'm in China 广州 & I came across this drink name 王老吉. I find this name rather funny. But once I tried it, it was damn good! Felt like drink JJ liang teh... Next time if you are in China, try this drink. Good for your throat!

No trash please...

Please do not fucking leave any comments that is not related in any fucking way to the topic I posted... Na Bei...

ANGRY!!!

Po Yan Shi 10 year Anniversary???

Yesterday evening my brother suggested to have a Po Yan Shi 10 year anniversary gathering for local Chinese band. It will be a marathon gig for all local Chinese band to perform their songs. Not a bad idea. If really want to do it, have to contact Mouse Ong... oppppsss!!! should be Roy Ong.

It should be fun seeing all the old pals that recorded this compilation!!! Hope that this will come true!!! Long time nei jam liao!

(cum cum!!! LD...let's jam!!!)

Mindeaf Driver caught in the act!!!

Yesterday while I was driving along Tampines Ave 10, this mindeaf driver was using his mobile phone while driving the mindeaf vehicle!!! How cum gahment sector can do it & why can't we do it??? Driving while using phone is very dangerous.

This driver should be punish by the military law/ traffic law!!!


(Knnz!!! next time use your fucking head set lar!!! Na bei!!!)

KLCC Nepcon Exhibition

I have been busy with this exhibition in KLCC.

The weather there was really surprising cooler than Singapore for my stay in KL. My company was having this exhibition in KLCC to boost the awareness of the Montrac system. The response were overwhelming. Lots of people were amazed by this transportation system which replace the conventional conveyor belt used in automation industry.

The Malaysia Minister of Trade was even impressed by this system which is like their LRT in KL.

LOOK!!! I'm in the fucking photo!!!

The funniest part of this exhibition was the booth of Panasonic collapse after they get an award of something which I'm not sure wtf is it. Luckily nobody is hurt in this incident. Ideas for life (indeed...booth collapse)

(Shit man! Have been eating too much in KL!!! Every single meal eat in restaurant...cannot tahan liao...Lau sai in KL...)

Updates of Meself...

It has been a few months since I last blog...

Update 1:
Well...just an update for my personal life: Left my Field Application Engineer job to join a small company as a Sales Engineer. It has been a month with this new company & the job scope is not bad. Atleast better than my previous job. Desk bound job is always not my cup of tea.

Update 2:
My new flat is almost done, except that the stupid contractor keep on forgetting the stuffs that I wanted him to follow up. Example: Ask him to cement & paint the bloody wall & he nei do. Ask him to order the glass backing for kitchen cabinet...he oso nei do. Knnz... worst of all, ask him to give me the bloody aircon controller he always forget....knnz... I'm gonna slash the last payment by atleast $1000....knnz... waste my phone bill calling him to remind him the things he suppose to do... na bei...waste my time & $$$...
I think my neigbour will hate me...every Saturday & Sunday making a lot of noise...drilling...banging...worst of all, got a bose system & blasting it everytime I'm in SK... no wonder when my neigbour see me...always give me black face.

Update 3:
I'm fucking broke...spent all my $$$ into the SK flat.

My New Home...

This is the design concept of my new flat. Idea by me & my future wife. Seems abit retro...but i like it!!! haha...

Got a problem here is that buying furniture will be a big big headache....

CNY 2007

It's a time for spending quality time with family & friends. The best part is when everybody get together to play...MAHJONG!!!

A gathering @ my small uncles house...

Hope that 2007 will be a better year for me...

Don't eat too much...later really become the year of piggy....

1 Problem Solved...Created Another!

It has been long since the last time I posted something... Well, I just came across this article in the Straits Times "Bus bays may be axed to help cut travel time". Yes, I agree that motorist will not give way to buses as they are big & move very slow which will slow down their time to travel to some place. If LTA wants to do this, we have nothing to say as they are the gahment. But what about the motorist??? Imagine during peak hours where people are rushing to work & there is no bus bay?!?!?! When the bus stop to pick up commuters...won't it cause a traffic jam? LTA should look into this matter seriously! If the bus driver can't get out of the bus bay, blame it on yourself...you got no skill!!! Gahment should impose tougher driving exams rather than taking away the bus bay!!! Nowadays, it seems like people can choose to learn automatic transmission cars & get their license the quick way compare to manual cars! & it seems like it is very easy to get a driving license now compare to last time! On the roads, you can see a lot of female lousy drivers who don't even check their bloody blind spots & switch lanes...most of them nei even turn on their indicator lights!!!! These will cause traffic accident!!!

Really kumlanz.com.........................................

Next time when you see the bus stop to pick up commuters & nei par hazard lights...horn them till they become deaf...

Doo-Lan????

Came across this tomb in Arlington Cemetry (Washington DC). To my amaze... saw this name...Doolan... in Hokkien...means angry/fustrated or literary means "stuff" balls!!! Erm...I know this is very bad of me... but this is really funny...So I took a photo of it.

(My appologies to the family of this tomb)

My New Year Dinner

End of 2006...coming of 2007...cooked my dinner in NY. Having lobsters, kong bao chicken & veggies...plus 2 glasses of fruit punch!

Really difficult to cook the damn lobsters... jumping here jumping there... but once I cooked it...Yummy!!! haha...

Tour in America/Canada...

Well, I'm on a tour in the States & Canada. Err...actually visiting my girlfriend who was working in NY. I took some photos of the nicest scenery on earth. But I'm coming back soon!!!! Yippee!!!! :)

Statue of Liberty...(Sexual liberty???)

Niagara Falls...(American Falls & Bridalveils Falls)

Niagara Falls...(Horseshoe Falls)

My fattening breakfast in Toronto

Washington Momument/Reflecting Lake

Sianz...going to take a 18hours flight to Singapore...my butt is hurting...